Sex Ray Vision

What is Sex Ray Vision?
History is cyclical. Civilizations rise and fall; societies are forged by the blood of the sword and the ink of the pen. However sometimes a phenomenon is spawned that is not merely once in a lifetime, but rather once in FOREVER. Sex Ray Vision is that phenomenon. Through the power of, um, pop songs, SRV will transform not only the world, but the entire universe. You heard us right, the entire UNIVERSE. People on Hoth are gonna be like "damn that beat is hot." People in the Vega star system will be like "gnaleiGRAlg" which roughly translates to "thanks to the dulcet tones of Sex Ray Vision I will be able to feed my family for the next year." The Vega star system is a very impoverished region of the universe and we should not make light of their situation.